Swingin’ from a palm tree as a married lady y’all!

Yesterday I found myself swinging from the palm frond of a 30-foot palm tree. (I was trying to remove a dead palm frond. This is a thing you do in Florida. Totally normal. Hey ho, just pulling off a twenty-foot palm frond as part of routine lawn maintenance. STILL SO WEIRD TO ME.) Well, it was glorious! My neighbor (my nickname for him is grumpy) stared at me like I'd lost my marbles. What, he's never seen a middle-aged woman swing from a palm frond before??