My Kicking, Crying Child Was All of Us Today

  My daughter had an epic tantrum at Target today, and I'm pretty sure she did it on behalf of all of us. I mean after this week, who doesn't want to flail on the floor kicking and screaming while flinging Target Optical business cards in all directions? We were at Target to buy a bike … Continue reading My Kicking, Crying Child Was All of Us Today

If My Toddler Hosted Parties

Welcome, come in! Please take off your shoes. And your pants. And shirt. Would you like a bite to eat? Please, follow me to the kitchen. I have pulled a chair up to the freezer door. Would you like a poggissle? I have red, purple, and orange. No. You CAN'T HAVE THE RED. THAT'S MY … Continue reading If My Toddler Hosted Parties