Rush home from pre-school, grab your mother and pull her into her bedroom. Dogs are allowed to stay. Dads are… Read more How to Plan a Party for your dad (according to the 4-year old)
Remember naked Moana from yesterday? I’d be failing you if I didn’t tell you the whole naked Moana story.… Read more Full Monty Moana (A show-and-tell cautionary tale)
A naked Moana doll (they are always naked) oak tree twigs of varying lengths (quantity: 2) a penny (she loves… Read more The contents of her Frozen backpack (age 4)
I officially won motherhood today.
A slice of cheese, half of a tortilla, a smattering of granola cereal, and half a cup of spilled milk. #fouryearoldchef.
Child climbs into bed with me. Husband is blissfully asleep in guest bed “getting over a the stomach flu.” Please, you know he is psychic and predicted this event transpiring.
4 y.o.: “It is dark!”
Me: “Yes Z, it is the middle of the night.”
4yo: “I AM THE CHEESE MONSTER!”
Me: perplexed. Laughs.
This morning my four-year-old woke up, strutted into the living room stark naked and declared “Good morning my little lovely!” Now that’s… Read more Fierce
3:01 a.m. 4-year old: “Maaaaaaaah-meeee, it’s time to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! Time to make the caaaaaaaaawwwwfeeeeee!”
me: “No, it’s definitely not. Go back to sleep.”
Four is learning to whistle along with Peppa Pig.
Four is puppet shows and pirouettes.
Outside the mourning doves are cooing. Inside the house, my daughter is declaring the toast to be too toasty (and… Read more Saturday Morning