If you are reading this post you at some point clicked “FOLLOW”, maybe because you have known me since I was in diapers (though I no longer am, let me be clear), maybe because we went to school back in the days when I owned a Debbie Gibson-style hat (and wore it to school though sadly there are no photographs to document this), or maybe because you were sleep-scrolling on your phone and thought, sure, I’ll read the random ramblings of this lady and follow her blog and never think about it again.
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Yo ho ho! Happy Father’s Day!
It’s been almost five years since I lost my mom and just when I think, mother’s day – it’s all… Read more My mother’s day, as told with Leslie Knope gifs
Today is going to be a good day.
Just another ordinary day in Florida.
Let’s just say expectations don’t always match reality.
“I bet the alligators all got on a plane and said, let’s go to Florida!”
So much mental energy thinking about it and really, what for? I got a coffee out of the deal. I got a crazy-eyed photo out of the deal. I’m good with the law. What was the problem here?
Sick burn, four-year old.