Offspring (age 4): “When we go to the library everybody is going to say, “what’s that smell?”
Me: (Hesitate –but curiosity gets the best of me.) “uh, what smells?”
Offspring: “You! You smell like a turtle and a hamster fighting in a trash bag.”
SAY WHAT. I BATHED TODAY KID. I EVEN USED DEODORANT.
Even the dog is like, say what. Exactly Parker. (He contorted himself into this position all by himself. Looney toon household I tell you.)
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Joy-seeker, mystic, artist, living in lush Florida with my loves (husband, daughter and two old beagles).
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