I am supposed to be working.
And if I am not working, I should at least be finishing the job application that I keep procrastinating on.
And if I am not working on my resume, I should be doing anything other than staring at the sight of three huge, frosted cupcakes at the table next to me.
Get this: the three elderly people sitting in front of three frosted cupcakes in Starbucks of the Barnes and Noble have still not taken a bite of their cupcakes.
They are slowly sipping coffee. While NOT eating the cupcakes. Just sipping and talking and not devouring them like heathens.
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
UPDATE #1: I literally just reread my post to check for typos and several minutes have passed. The elderly male has eaten his cupcake. The elderly woman within my line of sight has still not taken a bite. Is she a Zen master disguised as someone’s white haired grandmother?? Omigod. Now she is flipping through a magazine and not consuming the cupcake.
Speaking of self-control . . . I should get back to my paid work. Or the resume. Or something other than this.
UPDATE #2: Elderly woman has peeled the cupcake liner away from the cupcake but has not taken a bite. It is seven minutes and counting.