Nobody is getting sleep in our house lately. The kid seems to be getting too much sleep at preschool nap time plus allergies and colds and high-spirited-child. No sleep. No time for watching Jane the Virgin before bed. (Me, not the child.)
Ok, I’m done whining.
But first, a story. A humorous story where I thought I could perhaps FIX this lack of sleep thing!
(Laughter.)
I read about some music that has been proven by science to be the most relaxing and I thought, a HA! WE WILL TRY THIS.
So while my husband was trying to get the kid to sleep I listened to it to try it out. I nearly fell asleep. Oh this was good.
When it was (inevitably) my turn to take over trying to get this child to go the f to sleep, I brought my handy music playlist.
This is a recap of how it went down:
Me: “We are listening to nighttime music.”
(Turns on ambient-ish music on iphone.)
Child: “I WANT TO SEE! I WANT TO SEE!”
Me: “NO! There is nothing to see. You listen with your ears.”
(Places phone high, high up where child cannot reach.)
Child: bouncing on bed to music.
Me: Yelling, cajoling. Finally gets kid to lay down in sleep position.
Several minutes pass. Music is weird and includes rainstorm sounds.
Child: Sits straight up in bed. “What is that sound?? It is not raining! Why is it raining in the music!”
Me: “It is supposed to relax you! Just LISTEN! AND GO. TO. SLEEP.”
Music nears the end of six minutes. Child is twitching and falling into sleep. Omigoditisactuallyworking.
Music ends.
KID WAKES UP.
Child: “I want the music again!”
Annnnd back to square one.
(These small beings eventually grow up and actually sleep. Unassisted. Right??)
My kids hate sleep too. Good god I miss sleep!
Your post was very amusing though. Thank you for the funnies
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I so miss good sleep too! Glad you enjoyed a laugh 😄 thanks so much for reading!
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You’re welcome! Us mums need all the laughs we can get
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Oh the lack of sleep! It’s just so rough. My little one woke up a few times during the night and had me up at 4:30 a.m. for the day. I hope you catch some z’s tonight!
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Thanks Sarah! Oh I feel for you, those days that begin at 4:30 are tough. We are slowly getting back into a semi-sane sleep schedule. I often forget there is an ebb and flow with kids and sleep…this too shall pass! Thanks for the commiseration!
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